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A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.
Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!
When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.
This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.
She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.
A person who trys to do thier best
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
When you go down on a girl after she participates in a physical activity or sporting event.
I would give her a Salty Margarita after she finishes playing hockey.
When you masturbate whilst on the toilet and faeces and semen leave your body at the same time.
Callum got bored at work so he went to the toilet and knocked out a Salty Mudcake
Being a rude and angry person whom is usually uneasy to please .
Matt is so cranky tonight, I think he has a case of salty butts.