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A Gary Sanchez, is a punishment given to a fat girlfriend. while wearing a cowboy hat and clear stilletos and watching your favorite episode of GEORGE LOPEZ, insist you have sex in the family room. Straddle her and begin to tear her nose up with your man parts then right as your about to let loose, move ur l'l man to her ear and bust a nut right into her ear drum
Big jeff: yeah, me and beatrice were watching George Lopez last night
Tiny:the one wear jason shoots roids?
Big Jeff:ya, its my favorite, and she had forgot to buy me some oreo doublestuffs today at kroger....so i gave her the old Gary Sanchez
Tiny:What. A. BADASS!
angry whopper
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A big dick daddy who is athletic as fuck and cute.
Random big booty bitch: He's so hot, he's definitely a Tristan Sanchez-Alex
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You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!
Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)
I totally secret agent sanchez your mom last night!
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Brett Sanchez, A.K.A. "Manchez", "Dirty Manchez", "Dirrrrty Sanchez", "Little Bitch", "Corn Hole Eater"
n. - Punk ass bitch. Enjoys giving poop mustaches. Also enjoys receiving poop mustaches. Takes excessive showers and is overly-obsessed with the game console "xbox-360" and is notorious for ditching his friends to play said game console. Also takes excessive amounts of time to operate motorized vehicles. Essentially drives like an senior asian woman or bitch.
Brett Michael Sanchez likes men.
"Brett, you drive like such a bitch."
"Brett you don't need to take your fucking fifth shower today."
"Brett, suck my cock."
"Brett, you fucking 'nigga-lipped that bitch.'"
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Very similar to a dirty sanchez except with a few new items:
an avacado, a snorkel, 6 assorted midgets, sprinkes and a baby pool full of au gratten potatoes.
Oh man, I was with this chick last night and gave her the ol' the joey sandwhiches sanchez, she fucking loved it..until the midget got out of the cage...
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The Dirty Sanchez 2.0 is much like the original Dirty Sanchez, except for the addition of a soul patch.
Did you gave me a Dirty Sanchez!?
No way. It was the Dirty Sanchez 2.0. See the soul patch?
Oh okay. That's cool
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When you are having anal sex with a girl, you pull out, spit on her back(with your mouth), and when she turns around you cum on her upper lip and suprise her with a sticky mustache.
Dude, i gave your mom the best dirty sanchez 2.0 last night. She wasn't expecting it at all.
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