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Sandwich Spread

Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.

Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.

Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cum Sandwich

Where you cum in between a girl's ass cheeks, and start to eat her asshole out.

Dylan: bro I just had a cum sandwich
John: i had an actual sandwich!!!!
Dylan: nice

by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sandwich o'clock

The time a teenager or young adult wakes up to correlate the time he wishes to eat a sandwich.

This usually involves and empty schedule, so the perpetrator is often waking up for sandwich time after 11 AM and as late as 2 PM.

Luke: What time you getting up tomorrow?

Reggie: Probably sandwich o'clock.

Luke: When is that?

Reggie: The time I wake up and immediately make and eat a sandwich. I got nothing to do tomorrow.

by sunburnman May 23, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


poop sandwich

The term "poop sandwch" was taken from the line made famous by Kevin Burrows in the late 1970's. The term refers to a life filled with hard times.

Kevin Said, "Life is a poop sandwich and every day is another bite."

by Fellow Shrew May 12, 2008

45πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


masturbate sandwich

When a girl kneels between two guys, and jerks both of them off at the same time. Unto her face.

"Julia loves to make masturbate sandwiches."

by Dodo and Wipe October 19, 2006

95πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


invisible sandwich

A picture or image of a person or animal with their hands raised toward their face (sometimes with their mouth open) and their fingers open and grasping the air.

Pic Caption: Invisible Sandwich!

by Llama Llama Duck October 9, 2006

35πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Pussy Sandwich

The act of stacking one girl on top of another stomach to stomach and screwing the space in between or just alternating between their pussies i.e. Pussy sandwich

"Yo Steve I saw you go home with those two chicks last night how did it go?"
"I think I got the clap but hey they let me get a pussy sandwich."

by Lord H August 20, 2011

98πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž