flying sausage

When a man jumps spread-eagle into the open legs of his mate, trying to get his penis into her vagina.

man, i pulled a flying sausage on my wife, but i missed and smashed the fuck out of my face.

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sausage fest

unfortunately, most of my friday and saturday nights

consisting of a bunch of guys hanging out with no females in sight for miles

Me: hey hannah wanna come over and chill with me and my boys
Hannah: nahh i cant im busy tonite
Me: FUCK another sausage fest

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SAUSAGE PARTY

lots of blokes

You wanna go into a club but you check to see if the place is heaving with Ladies, you check it out and its full of blokes ,, go back to your mates "nah man place is a sausage party"

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sausage mcballsack

1. The correct McDonalds term for the male reproductive organs, (sausage) being the penis and (mcballsack) being the testicles. The mcbalsack, when placed into the mouth, will consequently eject a sticky syrupy substance commonly equated with mansauce or cum.

2. A slang term for the sausage mcgriddle to further express the digustingness of its taste, texture, and stickyness when place in the mouth.

1. Drive thru orderer: "I'll have two sausage mcballsacks with extra mansauce, please."
Drive thru worker: "Do you mean two sausage mcgriddles with extra syrup?"
Drive thru orderer: "Gimme my mcfood before I chop off your mcballsack."

2. After having that delectable hot sandy from Tyler's mom last night, the sausage mcballsack tasted like the inside of David Hasselhoff's skin tight speedo.

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sausage Nipples

large pointy nipple on a woman sticking out more than an inch from the ariola

resident evil when the girl is naked in the tank and her nipples are something like three inches long. these are sausage nipples

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Sausage Creature

The Sausage Creature was developed by Hunter S Thompson as a mythical creature that appears when a Cafe Motorcycle Racer goes down. I is the creature that eats our skin, breaks our bones and turns us into human sausage.

I am a cafe racer and have many times faced such a creature.

The bike flew wildly into the of a curve bearing down with the weight of speed and mass as the Sausage Creature devoured another victim.

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Missing Sausage

Humourous pet-name for Mississauga, a western suburb of Toronto.

It takes ages to get anywhere in Missing Sausage because there aren't enough buses and everything is spread out too much.

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