A guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me
Someone who generally sucks at everything, a benchwarmers noob
Usually a handsome man with some redeeming features, qualities, or aspects. Known to be rather popular, or very well liked. A “scrub” will most likely be very successful in life.
Woman 1: Hey whose that guy over there?
Woman 2: oh that’s Simon he’s a total scrub.
Woman 1: 😍😍
A scrub is someone who is so god damn stupid that they drop the IQ of everyone they look at. They usually make terrible puns and really lame, overused inside jokes that nobody thinks are funny. They have high, ear-piercing voices that shatter ear drums. They have no friends and they are generally found camping on Call of Duty with a K/D of 0.1 or on Minecraft building random, ugly-ass shit.
Scrub: "OMG THIS GAME IS RIGGED! WHAT THE HELL!!!"
Person: "JESUS CHRIST, KILL YOURSELF, SCRUB. YOU'RE STRAIGHT GARBAGE! GO DRINK SOME BLEACH!
A person that is bad at something, or just fucks everything up
Look at Amanda, she is such a scrub destroying our house