the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt
why are you being such a madre seal??
An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.
Hey bitchass, you are such an annoying blob seal.
To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
The name for a kind of way to put out a "smoke" of any kind.
Categorized by someone spitting on a surface and processing to "seal" the end of the smoke (cigarette, joint, cigar..) faster.
Aye bruh we are going to have leave- like rn. So just slime seal it or something and let's go!
The type of seal between a BBC and the cheeks of a red robin
That black seal was clapping them cheeks so hard when it pulled out it sounded like a freshly opened can of dill pickles being opened.