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madre seal

the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt

why are you being such a madre seal??

by clclclclcl July 1, 2015


Blob Seal

An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.

Hey bitchass, you are such an annoying blob seal.

by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021


pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause September 18, 2015


The Life Seal

Li Spell with the life seal

The life seal is writing

by MineOwedWu's May 27, 2021


ample seal

vagina/penis area

i like to keep my ample seal hidden

by fag10000000000 December 12, 2017


Slime Seal

The name for a kind of way to put out a "smoke" of any kind.

Categorized by someone spitting on a surface and processing to "seal" the end of the smoke (cigarette, joint, cigar..) faster.

Aye bruh we are going to have leave- like rn. So just slime seal it or something and let's go!

by jexxy July 19, 2023


Black Seal

The type of seal between a BBC and the cheeks of a red robin

That black seal was clapping them cheeks so hard when it pulled out it sounded like a freshly opened can of dill pickles being opened.

by Poppacherrry June 19, 2023