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An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.
Hey bitchass, you are such an annoying blob seal.
To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
Seal nationalism is the identification with one's own seal nation and supports its seal interests.
Seal nationalist is very serious, the 14 words of seal nationalism are. >We must secure the existence of all Seals and a future for Seal Pups.
Trying to get into a relationship with a woman despite having little to no social skills whatsoever.
Friend 1: see that girl over there, ima try to talk to her
Friend 2: idk man, Goodluck
"Freind 1 walks to girl
Friend 3: what is he doing?
Friend 2: bro that Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz
Friend 3: wtf?
Someone who you love and don't want their feeling to be hurt by calling them a name because they are very insecure but have no reason to be you call them a silly seal
Oh Emma your such a silly seal I love you