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The process or act of experiencing extreme enjoyment from conscious voluntary induced activities
Where you bout to go ? Oh I'm bout to go push my seat back bruh
A metaphor for a person's point of view when they are not directly involved in a situation, but wish to politely comment on it anyway.
"Excuse me guys, this is just my opinion and the view from the cheap seats, but may I suggest you do this a different way?"
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A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
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If one of you mates it taking you home from a night out, activities. Whom ever is the last person to get dropped of must be the person in the front seat so he isn't taxied around. If a bro puts there stuff in the front seat one must not take it out and chuck it in the back.
"When a mate jumps in the front when he is first to exit the vehicle" This overules the shotgun Call. Bro code for front seat
Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome occurs when regardless of how much space you allow for the car in front of you, your passenger involuntarily flinches, shouts, steps on the imaginary brake pedal to avoid what is a certain death.
My wife Beverly and I were in the car, I was at least 10 car lengths behind the car and front of me and they tapped their brakes. Immediately Beverly slammed on the passenger floor board, crossed her arms over her face and screamed. Clearly she forgot to take her Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome medication...
Used as an insult to another person referring to that persons 'bad joke'.
Boy: I know the answer to that question!
Insulter: Take a seat, queer!
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when a dike is sitting on a bike with no seat. so the bar goes up her and she is no longer a dike.
Your such a dike on a bike with no seat.
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