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A friends with benefits you exclusively shower with , no sexual contact just a shower ...
I have a shower friend for Fridays
When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
When you ejaculate all over a women.
"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"
A shower in a can. For when a regular water shower isn't available. Like all classy things credit goes to our friends down under.
Ozzy 1: Aw struth I'm feeling grim, had to have an ozzy shower this morning.
Ozzy 2: Yea the sweet aroma of lynx Africa is really masking your unwashed musk.
when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so
After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.
The act of first butt chugging dark German beer, then standing over a naked sexual partner and spraying it out of the rectum over the face and body.
Wolfgang was feeling extra randy after too many Doppel Bocks and gave me a Ganz shower with the last bottle.