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Hey William! I forgot my notebook, can I borrow a slice of pine?
1) the beat up pussy walls resulting from countless poundings of meat in taco.
2) the smell and color resembles liver
wow Davey why'd you pound those liver slices???
A lover other than one's partner.
You break up with your woman? Who is this girl you are with?
We didn't break up. She's just my slice on the side
Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.
"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."
This is a woman who chooses adoption over the conventional method of bringing a child into the world. She is to posh to push and to nice to slice, so she adopts.
After seeing her sisters give birth to their children through natural and cesarian methods, Abagail figured she was to posh to push and To Nice To Slice so she chose to adopt.
If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets
If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets
The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture
Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure