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(n.) when a person has been shot in the eye with sperm, thus causing the eye to puss the day after. The disease never goes away and you will forever be known as the girl(or the guy) with sperm eye!
Hey Sarah, I think I think _____ gave me sperm eye last night...oh shiz.
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Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.
Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around
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a)The word that comes after three. always. (SPERM) look there it goes.
b)Male ejaculatory liquids aka. axel grease
c)Blastula.
Three SPERM! I've been looking for you EVERYWHERE!
Dude, I need to insert your axel grease into my vagina so I can have a baby..
Fetus?
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one who receives unwanted skeet
David Aceveda
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What people think is a term for people that are born into a rich family, but they dont realize that that person problably wouldent chose that if they could.
That asshat Dick Be!!@@#er called me a lucky sperm! That stupid mother fucker dosent even realize that I dont want this stupid job ion the first place....Asshole
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sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.
i could use me an old fashioned sperming
joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming
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When you're fucking a girl, choke her until she's at the point of passing out. Once she is out of breath, pull out and splurge you're load all in her mouth. Her first deep breathe will inhale you're cum deep into her lungs.
She was very interested in marine biology so I took her to the beach and showed that bitch the sperm whale inhale.
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