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"What you doin tonight? "
"oh probably go hunt split tail beaver."
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When you're going at a girl from behind, you spread her legs and you put your balls in her pussy and then fuck her in the ass. If you punch her in the back of the head right as you cum, it's called picking up the spare.
Guy 1: "Dude, Kay was actin' a fool last night so I gave her the old 7 10 split."
Guy 2: "Did you pick up the spare on that shit?"
Guy 1: "You know it, bro!"
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The act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.
Bobby: Holy shit I just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro....im so sorry.
Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut
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ramming a bowling trophy into a womans vagina.
also: ramming it in analy is known as picking up the spare on a 7-10 split
i took first place in my bowling league. i'm gonna take my trophy home and give the old lady a 7-10 split to celebrate.
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to vigorously insert one's fist into a female's genitalia
ooooh ay, i split ya ma's kipper last night.
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A sex act invented by Iowa college students. While engaging in intercourse, the woman needs to have a pair of yellow crotchless panties, and the man has a can of spray whipped cream...other toppings can be used for this too. The man tops his treat with desired condiments. Then he fucks the female, making the split with his banana...enjoy the cleanup.
Dude, last night Megan and I totally made a banana panty split!
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Describing a sex act in which the (female) bottom is overly lubricated such that her chest is like a bowling lane, and the top then straddles her and slides up crashing between her boobs.
If the bottom happens to be a trans woman that still has a penis, and it ends up erect, that's known as leaving the headpin standing.
The lube spilled when trying to caress her breasts, so I instead went for the 7-10 split.
She loved it so much, it left the headpin standing.
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