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when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand
(see Kid's book-SBemail- Homestarrunner)
Gregor is a weird name
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the act of shitting on someone's scrotum regions
He woke up with and noticed he had been dirty squirreled.
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A large rodent resembling a squirrel, a rat, and a raccoon. They vary in color, but are the size of an average brown bear. Thought to be connected to Illuminati. Related to the Algerian Squirrel.
First discovered in 1700's, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in Nigeria. Because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. That's why you never hear about Nigerian Squirrels anymore.
"Nigerian squirrels are real. Believe."
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Facetiously describing a Rat. Referencing the abundance of rats in Havana.
Mommy, I seen another Cuban squirrel run under the house.
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A badass mother fucker you don't want to mess with.
Man i was walking down the street and fucking King Squirrel jumped out of the tree and beat my ass...with nuts.
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A hot chick that you don't want to do, because she's so stupid.
"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."
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When a girl packs away your nuts in either cheek while "climbing" the man's dick by rapidly moving hands down it. All of this while making squirrel sounds.
Man, I got a wet squirrel from Marshall's mom last night, it was nuts!
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