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The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single MAN and squirt (female ejaculation) on his face several times.
The girls tied up Dan and started rubbing their pussies on his face, making a squirt bukkake when they finally squirted.
When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants
"My girlfriend is Human Squirt Gun in bed"
yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.
Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.
"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit
Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.