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golf stain

a white patch on trousers or other items of clothing that resembles a stain caused by spunk

"hey, tiger, whats that white patch on your trousers? Haven't you been playing golf,".
"Oh, thats probably just a golf stain.

by lankky1234 June 8, 2011

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Hoochie Stain

noun: The stain not uncommonly found at the bottom of women's underwear, which could result from Monistat, Vagisil or any other creamy feminine hygiene product that can be taken and result in leaving a yellowish-white stain on the bottom support of the panty. Often does not wash out.

Can also be used as a slanderous insult to imply that said women has loose sexual morals, especially if the user does their laundry.

Girl 1: "OMG, Brianna just got a car and an iPad for her 16th birthday! I am *so* jealous!"

Girl 2: "Um... yah, but she's nasty. When I spent the night, her mother put her on blast by saying that she couldn't wash the hoochie stains out of her underwear!"

Girl 1: "Ugck! Gross-!"

*~*

Ex-BF of Girl: "Hey. Now that her and I aren't together, you can have this-" -Throw Panties-

New BF of Girl: "Dude! Good looking out! Thank you-"

Ex-BF of Girl: "Don't thank me, she left a little present in there for ya."

-New BF is stunned to find a Hoochie stain in underwear-

by A_Funny_Definition_Actually October 23, 2011

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the granny stain

The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.

Your grandmother is still recovering from the granny stain I gave her last night.

by cubanbutthorn September 3, 2011

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quief stain

the stain left after a girl quiefs around people

kristina just quiefed....o crap now i got to get rid of the quief stain; Moe ali

by Piro1493 January 12, 2010

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cum stain

a reference to a person who did something wrong.

i.e. my god that guy is such a cum stain
i.e. dude don't be a cum stain let's go.

by jamigre October 5, 2003

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shit stain

a person who u just wanna make fun of

i hate that kid, he's a shit stain

by Hulkamania March 22, 2009

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Ass stain

A stain normally left on tighty whities after you take a poop wipe then do some sort of exercise and light brown marks show up!

Patrick was running in his tighty whities again when he took them off there was an ass stain in them

by B-rad m May 2, 2008

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