stoner time

the way time goes by when you are blazed out of your mind off the ghanja

It only took 30 seconds to microwave this burrito but it felt like 5 minutes stoner time

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Asexual Stoner

A male who smokes a lot of weed and shows little to no interest in girls. Some are known to seek random hookups during the summer, but no real relationships.

Joe: Yo dude have u ever seen that kid Dan do anything besides smoke weed, like get some pussy or something?
Guy: Nah bro-seph and the technicolor dreamcoat, hes an asexual stoner.

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Stoner United

a pothead who is united......with other stoners??

Hey jesse are you a member of stoner united??
Jesse: Yeeaaahh, uhh, *whats your name*.......

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boner the stoner

a guy who lives in the basement, smokes a lot of weed, and bangs his asian whore like she's a vietnamese hooker. (easy definintion:a guy who smokes weed and bangs asian chicks,)

A Boner the Stoner is a guy who lives in your and basement comes home to find a asian hooker in his bed.

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Stoner Rap

A sub-genre of rap music that emphasizes marijuana drug culture. Generally more mellow sounding than other rap types.

Stoner Rap
Dr. Dre "The Chronic"
Wiz Khalifa and Curren$y "How Fly"
Wiz Khalifa "Kush and Orange Juice"
Kid Cudi "Man On The Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager"
to name a few

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Stoner Food

Any random combination of random food stuffs that would not seem to go together.

Some examples of stoner food:

A chocolate sauce, peanut butter, and ranch Dorito sandwich.

Or a Pop Tart with Easy Cheese on it.

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Blarney Stoner

A person of Irish descent who frequently smokes marijuana.

"Dude, that Irish exchange student Riley McFinnigan O'Connor smokes more weed than anyone else at this school. He's such a Blarney Stoner."

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