horse piss

A slang term referring to bad, cheap, beer with a rather weak taste. Examples are Budweiser, Natty, Keystone, and Miller Lite, and Coors Light.

Rob: "Man, I wanna get WASTED tonight!!! Ya know what I'm sayin'?"
Mike: "Here, drink this can of horse piss."
Rob: "ALRIGHT DUDE!!! I love Natty Ice! 5.9% alcohol content baby! Get in my belly!" (chugs it)
Mike: "Uh, that was a joke, man. Mr. Ed just took a leak into that can, seriously. I didn't think you'd actually drink it."
Rob (loses his lunch all over the floor)

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no piss test

a way to refer to the fact that you have time to get high until your next drug test or job.

also can be a reference to relaxation or taking it easy. getting a break.

when i get back (from military service) i will have 90 days to decompress.no drill. no piss test...

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power piss

The act of holding ones urine for an extended period of time and the forcing it out at a high speed and velocity, often for the purpose of blasting caked-on feces from the walls of toilets.

Timmy gritted his teeth and blasted the remaining shit off the walls with a power piss.

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piss twitch

The shudder or shiver you have during or immediately after urination.

I just did a piss twitch...sprayed the wall and covered me leg!

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Piss Fit

A condition that is very common in Australia.
When an individual drinks a large amount of alcohol on a regular basis they get conditioned to the point that hangovers and side effects hardly ever occur and multiple beverages of various alcoholic mixes do not make them feel too drunk to function properly or nauseous.

see how many beers Azza sculled last night?” - “yeah that cunt’s fucking piss fit”

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taking the piss

1) to do/say something without intent

2) to do/say something for the hell of it

3) joking

Is Lola being serious or is she just taking the piss?

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piss up

to get pissed, kaylied, blathered, wrecked, to get drunk, origonated from english pissheads and said anywhere where english folk have been, the irish who speak english, and aussies say it aswel. the gaelic would be a shousha. other ways a sayin pissed, kaylied, blathered, drunk, pissed up,

theres the english saying "ya carr organise a piss up in a brewery"
means you can't do shit.

English: yo wanna goo for a pissup, c'mon get kaylied
irish man: Iye les'ave a shousha
cockney: ya gettin brahms n list, arl join ya alwhite.
aussie: ahhhyeah, arrm pissfit alrighte
welshe:ire gonna gert me a pynte
irish man: ahhhhh I dunno where d'fu Iam
aussie: ahhhh me neitha, pissed up
welshe: where the fu am I, who am I
english: now thats a piss up,

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