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Someone who ruins their life by sleeping around in a stupid, careless, and self destructive manner.
The congressman was committing suicide by slut when he took those tranny hookers to the pay by the hour motel just three blocks down from the local tv station.
When Greg told us he doesn’t use condoms with the skanks he brings home from the bar we all knew he was committing suicide by slut.
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While receiving fellatio you hold your partners head down and without informing them you ejaculate into their mouth screaming JIHAD!
Partner: Tell me when you are gonna cum.
You: oh yeah, don't worry just keep going. oh yeah.
Partner: mmpphhhh
You: oh yeah! JIHAD! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
Partner: mph cough gag
You: How'd you like the suicide bomb?
Partner: You Fucking asshole.
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an alternative term for a miscarriage.
"Wasn't she pregnant?"
"Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."
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Prior to putting the gun into the throat, one inserts the gun into their asshole.
Mr. and Mrs. Bieber, im sorry but your son Justin committed ATM suicide.
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when somebody kills their own joke
Person 1: *tells funny joke*
Person 2: *thinks joke is funny*
Person 1: *explains joke* OR *overdoes joke*
Person 2: *thinks: yikes. joke suicide. joke is ruined.*
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A car door whose hinge is near the rear of the car rather than near the front of the car. So called because it tends to fly open if caught by the wind (especially in the case of poor panel fit or an open-top car that does not channel air efficiently) rather than shutting right away, causing the car to become unbalanced at speed and leading to numerous other possibly fatal results, such as the car being thrown to one side and crashing or an occupant thrown out of the car.
They used to put suicide doors on a lot of cars in the '20s, but now we know better.
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An intensely cool book full of little cute bunnies that just don't want to live anymore. Written by Andy Riley. You have to pity this guy's Mom. These are terribly hilarious. You laugh and then feel bad about it. Very funny, though.
There was a rabbit who was mowing the lawn and set the mower on reverse...it was in the book of Bunny Suicides
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