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A result of opening so many new Starbucks coffee shops that some of them were opened inside existing Starbucks coffee shops.
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Starbucks, the nation's largest coffee-shop chain, continued its rapid expansion Tuesday, opening its newest Starbucks in the men's room of an existing Starbucks.
New Starbucks Opens
"Coffee lovers just can't stand being far from their favorite Starbucks gourmet blends," said Chris Tuttle, Starbucks vice-president of franchising. "Now, people can enjoy a delicious Frappuccino or espresso just about any time they please, even while defecating."
The new men's-room-based Starbucks, the coffee giant's 1,531st U.S. location, will be open to both men and women when not "in use." In addition to offering specialty coffees from around the world, it will serve freshly baked pastries, Italian pannini sandwiches and soups, as well as the rest room's usual selection of toilet paper and soap.
"This is a great addition," said Jonathan Connolly, a Boston-area banker who tried out the new Starbucks Tuesday. "I was enjoying my usual triple mocha latté in the main Starbucks, and I had to go to the bathroom, where three people were in line to use the stalls. The wait might have been a problem, but, to my great pleasure, there was another Starbucks right there, ready to serve me more delicious coffee. And the baristas were helpful and courteous."
Connolly added that after he finished drinking his coffee and using the bathroom, he stayed for a poetry reading near the urinals.
"I was a little bit worried about the new restaurant cutting into our business," said Dave Grobelkowski, manager of the original Starbucks. "But the only people going there are ones who have already purchased items from us anyway. And if we run out of stirrers or cream, we can just go to the bathroom and borrow some."
According to Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, the new location represents the beginning of a long-term expansion plan.
"Eventually, Starbucks rest rooms everywhere will sell coffee," Schultz said. "But that ambitious scheme is at least five years down the road. In the meantime, we plan to open an additional location in this Starbucks' ladies' room within months, and are already drafting plans for a fourth restaurant along the corridor leading from the main seating area to the rest rooms. At some point a 'Star-bucks Express' window will eventually open in the walk-in closet of the men's room Starbucks."
"Drink our coffee," Schultz said. "Drink it."
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n. Swashbuckling term for your Jolly Rogerer, can also be used to describe shirt-lifting Gilbert and Sullivan fans. Like there are some that don't
You 'erd abahht that nonce elton john, e's a pirate of mens pants if ever I saw one
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Said between friends when they coincidentally say the same thing at the same time. Kind of like jinx, without the bad luck. Friends also cross their arms to form an 'X' while saying the phrase. It's taken from the movie X3: The Last Stand.
My friends and I often think similarly, which leads to many X-Men Unite moments.
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i like men
hairy men
hott men
hayden box
i like men
wdym
HAyden box is what i mean
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A religion worshipping Timothee Chalamet, Ben Barnes & Zayn Malik.
Created by: Rubyx1
A man that likes men that are more than just friends. He'll even take it up the ass, even dp.
"You" You see that guy I bet he's a mark
"Your friend" A mark?
"You" Yeah, a Mark likes men.
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A surfing term for Sharks, since from the bottom surfers on their boards look like fat, slow moving and very succulent treats with short stubby appendages for effortless snacking.. and sharks appear as sleek moving, thin, grey shadows that formally cruise the breaks..
Dude, I definately saw some men in grey suits out early this morning...
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