Aka "Pretty Woman Syndrome"
STD contracted from whore your trying to save. Symptoms include becoming blind to all signs of being played and used, complete and unexplained urge to try and protect Host Escamilla who infected you, becoming retarded, the inability to stop lowering your expectations, Lose of friends and families respect, and if not separated from Host...death.
Oh man, did you hear Eric and Donnie both caught Escamilla syndrome last month! Those girls are going to invect the entire male population of Spring Branch.
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What happens after you play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. A chronic disease which seemingly lasts atleast half a month.
My friend stayed home today complaining he had t he flu when he really just had MW2 Syndrome
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Thinking you have the most amazing ability on the electric guitar when you are actually absolutely horrifying.
*Person 1, wearing a Metallica T-Shirt, smells bad and has curly hair, produces a horrific howl from an electric guitar*
Person 2: Woooaahhh dude that is so lame, you need to get laid man, you must have Willhunt Syndrome!
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A psychological disorder that causes you to ship everything and everyone gay or not. Even if the people or things have never met or have no romantic interests or vibes.
Person 1: On my gosh I have to ship John and Adam they are so cute!
Person 2: But they never met and even if they did their personalities are totally. Opposite.
Person 1: I don't care I also ship Patricia and Samantha.
Person 2: Ugh what's wrong with you? Do you have Owlhouse Syndrome or something?
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A disease causing one to explode into random and violent declarations of love. The affected person is unable to control said outburst and it usually moved to tears. Other symptoms include: hysterical laughter, excessive drinking, depression, nausea, and identity crises.
That girl is bleeding love from her eyes, she must have Doina Syndrome.
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Terran syndrome is the term attributed to Terran players in StarCraft II whomst often consider themselves to be more skilled than their MMR would indicate.
That terran I matched against on ladder today totally had Terran syndrome, he said he was high GM and only lost because TvP is broken, yet in reality he just stimmed into storm and never took a 4th base.
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A behavioral disorder in which one determines anybody and everything is suspicious and troublesome. Usually accompanied by an increasing hate for the homeless community, city council members, and airplanes flying at night. Syndrome generally occurs after joining Nextdoor.com, a social media website.
Nextdoor member #1
"We used to get these people coming up to us in parking lots where we were shopping. Scams all of them!"
Nextdoor member #2
"Lol , listen to you....lol....you have a bad case of Nextdoor Syndrome!"
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