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Someone who lets their terds dangle when they are crapping, either on purpose or because they are generating more power to keep pushing and dont want to cut it just yet.
Omar:Dude the other day Frankie sent me a picture of a turd hanging out of his ass.
Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler
An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.
Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.
A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.
"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."
When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "What's the point? You might as well try to put perfume on a turd."
Throwing up in the toilet, with one's head over the bowl as if one was searching for excrement.
Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?
Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time
The tasty looking chocolate colored drawing crap makes as it takes it's playful last swim through the toilet bowl.
What's up with the turd swirl dude? Don't they have bowl brushes in Canada?
a waiter, waitress, or other retail worker who has a bad attitude or bad service.
My waitress at Olive Garden last night was a service turd. she took my menu before I had ordered!