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A person who does not consume alcohol, do drugs of any kind (even marijuana), smoke cigarettes, etc. They live a lifestyle and have a mentality of pride in their and other's courage not to do these mostly harmful activities.
Typically, kids who chose to be straight edge are associated with the "hardcore scene" and X or XXX symbols. However, many people who chose the straight edge lifestyle do not write X's on their hands and show it off, or any of the annoying crap associated with straight edge.
Me: I'm so glad we're straight edge.
Ethan: Me too, I think drugs and all of that stuff is fucking stupid to do. Getting wasted for a good time is lame.
Me: Yep. But let's not do that annoying XXX shit.
Ethan: Okay, cool.
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A man or woman who claims to only be attracted to someone who’s biologicaly the opposite sex, but is really a homosexual with a major bondage kink
Hey bro I heard you were straight right?
Nah bro I’m super straight ;)
Ooooh okay I’ll get the rope ;)
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A common kind of pipe used for smoking crack cocaine, so named because of its simple cylindrical shape.
Gas stations openly sell straight shooter crack pipes by sticking a paper flower inside and selling them as cheesy souvenirs.
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A genius ad campaign created by the clever folks over at Boost Mobile designed to sell more phones to the African American demographic.
To be chirped is to be called via the phones walkie talkie which emits a street savvy *CHIRP*
"y0 dawg, I straight chirped you an hour ago"
"sorry holmez, I was too busy purchasing some orange juice to mix with my Old E"
"STRAIGHT CHIRP'N!"
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Straight strommed: The act of getting screwed over, or dating a nasty skanky blue waffled married women for way too long. Then allowing her children to call you daddy!
Tom realized he had been straight strommed when Tara told him she was pregnant and had herpies.
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Straight trippin, with a Caucasian pronunciation.
White guy #1: Didn't I see you at Starbucks today?
White guy #2: Yes, actually. And I had four Venti nonfat lattes.
White guy #1: Oh my goodness, you must be straight tripping!
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The “sexuality” of someone who gets 0 bitches
“hey what’s your sexuality?”
“oh i’m super straight 😈”
*gunshots*
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