Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.

Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.

Hard Shelling

the act of female teabagging.

Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone

Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.

Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!

Hard Arnold

A shot or beer served with a line of cocaine.

Hey bro, let me get a hard arnold" *pours shot and cuts a line* "WOOOOOO!

hard reset

The act of eating Taco Bell to shit away your hangover.

Fuck I'm hungover, time to hard reset my ass.

hard drive

A really long road trip.

Man, New York to Los Angeles was a real hard drive.

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Ed Hard-on

When you have a badazzled dick and get an erection

My Ed hard-on stunned her in more than one way.

She asked me where i got my penis designed, and i replied it's an Ed Hard-on.

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