Hard Plans

A plan in (involves a handshake) which you and your friends take on a journey together and promise to abide by the terms and conditions of hard planning. "Hard Plans" will stick with you forever and ever, through thick and thin, through life and death and will stay with you till the day you die.

The only way to reverse "Hard Plans" is to say the phrase "Snalp Drah" and complete the reverse handshake.

Person 1: let's get our ears pierced!
Person 2: hell yeah! (starts to walk away)
Person 1: wait no let's make... hard plans

*does handshake*

Uncomfortably hard

Having a unintentional boner in a situation were it is inappropriate

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard

Hard white

1980s term for crack cocaine. Crack is a hard rock like substance opposed to pure cocaine a soft powder

Man I was up all night selling that hard white

hard reset

The act of eating Taco Bell to shit away your hangover.

Fuck I'm hungover, time to hard reset my ass.

Hard Arnold

A shot or beer served with a line of cocaine.

Hey bro, let me get a hard arnold" *pours shot and cuts a line* "WOOOOOO!

hard drive

A really long road trip.

Man, New York to Los Angeles was a real hard drive.

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Hard Norman

To kill someone and make an ornamental beer stein out of their skull, complete with handle. To do this you would simply take the victims skull (after completely skinning it of course), then smashing a huge crater into the top of the skull. Simply attach handle and use as a drinking vessel.

Oh man, I really hate that fucking duchebag over there. I want to make him my next Hard Norman project.

If you don't shut the fuck up right now, I am gonna fuck you up the Hard Norman way.

Somebody once tried to pull the Hard Norman on Chuck Norris (aka Vincent Van Gogh) and ended up doing it to themselves instead

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