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In a line or large crowd of traffic, a hero has arisen when someone jets into an open lane and gains speed rapidly, trying to budge in ahead in line. The appropriate response is a hard shutdown, with the comment "There's no time for heroes, and you're not one."
Oh look! A hero has arisen! Speaking into mirror and speeding up to close any gap: There's no time for heroes and you're not one.
Boris Pavlikovsky says with his Russian accent to Theo Decker at the school bus. Used for calling a guy who wears glasses, especially guy with round glasses.
A: hA! Harry Potter!
B: -chuckles- atleast you're not wrong
when you get a joe moment so hard and you say 'Ha no'
dude have you ever had a fucking Ben ha no momento and said 'Ha no?' it is so fucking fun dude. haha funny Xd man go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
tom has no friends
Jack: do you want to go to the cinema.
Harrison: tom has no friends
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Ha-nae-nae is the nickname of my friend Hannah. If you're reading this Ha-nae-nae, Im SORrY :{
so yuh bye
ha-nae-nae bit into the crispy apple. SiLlY Ha-NaE-nAE lOlolOoLOOloLlOl
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a truly amazing, well written, catchy and wise song about the dangers of old men
dinosaur (ke$ha)
WL: "Hey, wanna come with me?"
RM: "I'm about to barf, seriously!"
then ke$ha vomits and to get rid of the taste smashes a bottle of jack and brushes her teeth. because she is just. that. smart.
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media obsession with what upsets white kids
NBC Nightly News ran a segment about some asshole-teen in North Carolina not wanting to wear a mask at school. "some say masks are good; others say they're bad" the reporter noted. when Brenda heard that she rolled her eyes and said "aww, Jaden has a sad"
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