1. When someone says an inuendo/or offensive term before they realise.....
2. Being naive
3. A sexual reference
4. Saying before you speak...
"That Holli is as big as a house! uh oh that was out-before-I-knew-it....and so was she..."
Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
Bros before hos; spelled in the T9word function of a text message--for convenience purposes. Used generally when speaking of violations of said rule.
--Dude, Im goin cakin on my girl now.
--Man, what the fuck, we were gonna play NHL 09...cmon now, arms before hop.
The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
Straights before dates.
laughing off a mistake or something that made you look like a fool.
- Do you want to go out with me?
- Umm... I'm gay..
-Oh yeah hehe .... Never saw me before ;))
The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!