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This one is a lot cleaner than its OG cousin, the Cleveland Steamer. When you go to take a shit and you’re constipated, suddenly you’re craving something sweet and creamy. You summon your hot, new, lactating baby mama who pops out her luscious boobs for you to suckle on. Crisis averted!
“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”
A gunman who takes no precautions when pulling out his pistol to shoot at someone.
“I’m not some wild Cleveland shooter, I don’t just pull a gun out anywhere like a cowboy.”
A Cleveland Squirter is similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except in the previous 24hrs prior the the act you consume only liquids.
The Squirtie lies on their back as the Squirter assumes the necessary squatting position and proceeds to expel their bowel, while simultaneously flicking their fingers back in forth in a furious motion. Thus creating the Cleveland Squirter effect and showering the Squrtie in a brown rain, similar to standard Squirt just with shit.
She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?
The "Cleveland Cleaner" (mostly used by people who recycle, are pussies, or live in California) In order to safe money and the enviornment, you take your friends used condom, lick it clean (high in protein and organic), and use it as your own.
Scenario 1: Hey Keith, its Jeremy. I hope you dont mind, I pulled a Cleveland cleaner last night with your condoms because im having a "Vegan And Gays Only Orgy" tonight and i wanted to be earth friendly and save a few dollars. Hope to see YOU, at VAGOO! XOXO Bye!
When you have sex with a person, wait four years, then have sex with them again. Named after Grover Cleveland, the 22nd and 24th US president, who was president twice with a four year gap between each of his terms.
Man, do you remember Amanda from a few years ago? I am Grover Clevelanding her tonight.
Cleveland Media is the complete and utter definition of what life is truly about, but sometimes it isn't. The company (or media group) produces some quality content in youtube on a channel called, Cleveland and Sanguel. Like if you haven't met a clevender you truly should, great fan base.
"Yo have you checked out the new fire ass album produced and written by Cleveland Media?!"