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I was born and have lived in this state all my life and love it. Yes if you're a true new jerseyian, you are conceited. Deal with it outsiders. New Jersey IS the best GOD DAMN STATE and I'll tell you why. Most of the successful people come from the state. Most of the smart people come from this state too. AND NO, I'M NOT AN IGNORANT NEW JERSEY GIRL. Yes we do have our skanks. BUT SO DOES CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, GEORGIA AND FLORIDA; The list goes on so if that's ignorant, fuck you, you damn fool. Most people of other states are jealous because we dress better (and match), we're fucking hot as shit, and a majority of new jerseyians are rich and spoiled. Discrimination happens...rarely. You have ghetto whites and blacks. You have a shit load of rich blacks...i for one am one and i like it. Many blacks are smart here. You'll find a whole bunch of blacks in AP courses. Everyone here owns atleast one pair of uggs, converse, nike, coach, juicy or any other name brand. So dont say people are poor because even people in newark have better cars than half of the people in other states. Yeah if your a southerner, then sit down because people in newark even have bigger houses than you and theyre suppose to be the poor town.
Now most people get cars for christmas or birthdays. They range from Lexus to jeep to Range rover. we like the most expensive ones.
When we go to the jersey shore, we say DTS (down the shore) learn it, live it, love it.
We smell? Yah, .000000000001% of the state.
We have a reason to be conceited. What, we cant be confident? all the other states need a Self esteem boost. People are mad because they can't be as hot as us and can't get a new jerseyian. oh, and Btw, we dont pump our gas, we pump our fists because we're just that fucking great.
In conclusion, New Jersey is the best fucking state.
GET AT US
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jersey girls ain't trash,
trash gets picked up
i cannot think of a sentence that has 'jersey girls' in it.
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For the record its SOUTH Jersey not "southern" Jersey. Philly rocks and NYC sucks. If your here and you don't know what a wawa is you can go back to the North.
It a hoggie not a fricking sub. You root for the Phillies not the damn mets and even though the eagles suck you still bleed green. Point Pleasant is not the shore wildwood, ocean city, and cape may are. Most families are either from Philly or have Irish/Italian relatives that live there. We aren't afraid or goin in the woods 'cus we have the fricking jersey devil!
One word for you: MALLS! Depford, Cherry hill, Echelon.. we have alot.
Sure we have camden but other then that we have great communities. there's Haddenfield, Cherry Hill, and several other great towns.
North Jersey can have there politics and ivy league schools all to themselves. Leave us "Southerners" the hell alone!!!!!
South Jersey
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Girl from New Jersey who is and knows that she is better than girls from any other state or country, usually angers bennies who cannot understand that she is not interested in annoying wannabes. Usually found in Monnomouth, Ocean, Atlantic, Cape May or Essex counties
Jersey girls are the best girls in the world
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A Chick born and raised in Jersey easily spotted by her over processed (fake) blonde hair, tight acid-washed jeans or butt shorts, press on nails, an oral fixation, and an uneven tan from the shore. She enjoys talking trash while driving with her "girls," eating at the Mall Foodcourt, and anonymous sex with tools. They are often turned off by intellectual pursuits, even though they go to nice colleges their parents pay for.
Jersey Girl 1: "Hey, are you going to the Shore today?"
Jersey Girl 2: "Duh, but i gotta get some more beer, parliament lights, and aquanet."
or:
Teacher: So, how has your first semester been?
Jersey Girl: Alright, I guess. I mean, we're not allowed to drink on campus anymore, which sucks.
Teacher: No, I mean how are your classes?
Jersey Girl: Well, I can't drink, so, um, not good. My parents, like, aren't sure they want to keep paying, but they should just suck it up and pay.
Teacher: Did you write that paper on Nietzche?
Jersey Girl: Who-chi? Was he, like, Asian or something?
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Screwing a woman from behind while she is on her period, you pull out and put it in her ass. When you are ready to cum, you shoot it on her face. Your cock will look like NJ turnpike roadkill, and smell like the NJ turnpike with the window rolled down.
I picked this girl up at the bar and I gave her a jersey turnpike.
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Where people go to cheat on their boyfriends/girlfriends etc. A place of no moral grounding. It's not called a beach cause trash gets washed ashore. For example: Jersey Girls. To take part in the Jersey Shore experience pretend you can't read, get a jailhouse build, wear wifebeaters everyday, spend the off season in tanning salons, wear two pounds of gel in your hair, talk about how much you hate black people, but party to music created by black people, make sure you can borrow mommy/daddy's car, wear cheap jewelery. If confused, watch Growing up Gotti.
Duhhhhh, I'm going to the shore to get my std
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