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Its when you are fucking a girl and with out notice you put your penis in her ass catching her off guard like when you switch lanes on a highway with out signaling. Usually results with the girl pissed off and angry if she has never done anal sex before.
I switched lanes without signaling last night on Mary
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Sex with an ex-lover you haven't seen in awhile.
How did your meeting with your ex-girlfriend go? Oh really great. It ended with a pork down memory lane!
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Left Lane Bandit is a more "PC" way of saying Left Lane Dick
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When a man is fornicating with a woman, and his thrust is so intense that his penis exits the vagina and is inserted into the woman's anus.
Man 1: Dude, I was banging Shelly too hard, and I accidentally got my dick in her pooper.
Man 2: Oh yeah, the high speed lane change. You gotta be careful not to cause wreckage.
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when your man is being a good man and making you happy. you love your man and your choice to be with your man. you love the lane you're in.
"Guys, Josh bought me that shirt I pointed out when I was at the mall with him the other day. He's honestly soooo sweet to me. I love my lane."
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64 Zoo Lane was a children's program in the mid 2000's which haunted children's dreams and caused depression and suiside in millennials. It featured a nonce as a giraffe who would spy on children through there windows and give their genitalia a god night rub. The hippo featured is inbred, and went on to be prime minister. Honestly, you're better off watching child porn.
64 Zoo Lane was a fucked up program NGL.
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when you are fucking a girl in the ass and quilckly pull out and put it in her pootang to clean the poop off your dick
I was switching lanes without signaling and now mary has a uti.
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