the day of the week before Tuesday and following Sunday.
I'll see you on Monday
That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.
John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.
The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.
The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.
me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.
The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.
me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...
the day you realize you don't have to die to go to hell
I thought I wouldn't be punished for my sins until after my death. Apparently I was wrong, i happens on monday.
monday is code word for hentai which is also what made the holiday hentai monday
bro don't annoy me i have monday plans