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When you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.
Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.
When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live
man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)
friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost