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A toxic substance formed over time by a series of steps in which food substances fall into crevaces of fat below the breasts, and are broken down by the sweat of the fat person and become fossilized like amber, and when methane gas builds up the crevace are blown open and the nipple jelly emerges.
I bumped into a fat person's breasts and his nipple jelly burnt off my arm. He tried to apologize while the toxic substance burnt through every nerve in my appendage.
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wen a girl has hair all over her nipples.
I was about to fuck this bitch but then i saw nipple goblins. Hairy ass hoe.
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Similar to box of frogs, denotes complete insanity.
Holy shit, you're madder than a bag of nipples!
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–noun the preferred angle at which the nipple juts from the breast - the ideal being a classic 90°. Many favour the contempary upward angling, however there is consensus that a nipple elevation factor of -45° if frowned upon in modern society, however there are many african tribes where this degree of droopage is highly sought after.
"I say, look at the nipple elevation on those"
"why, you could hang you coat on those sir"
"indeed sir, those are not dissimimlar to Scammel Wheel Nuts"
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A surfer expression meaning that one's chest got scraped hard on sharp coral reef heads after a wipeout.
"Dude, I was sure to make it but then, Wham! I got slammed to the bottom and then ripped to the nipples."
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When a woman is having intercourse with a man with a hairy chest and static electricity builds up. As they separate, a shock is given from the woman's nipple to the man's chest.
Allison and Alex were going at it so long that the nipple lightning was more link a thunderstorm.
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nipples that protrude to an excessive degree.
A baby would choke on those godzilla nipples
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