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Middle of god damn nowhere.
Crappy ass place
I live in the ass town USA
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Also known as The Mother City because it was the first colonized city in Southern Africa
The Best city in Africa, not sure about outside of Africa because I've never been.
The best place to party in South Africa.
Awesome culture amongst the locals, especially the coloured community(please do not get offended by the term 'coloured' because in South Africa it is actually a race and I for one am proud to be coloured)
Cape Town has the biggest mixed-race (coloured) community in the world... just don't go telling a coloured person they mixed-race cause then you giving them cause for beating you up, this however does not apply to all coloured people.
Cape Town is full of adventurous places to go and wonderful beaches and other beautiful scenery(this also includes the sexy Capetownians)
Cape Town is also famous for the wine route, because it is home to some of the biggest vineyards in the world, infact the Western Cape is home to the biggest vineyard in the world.
and last but not least Cape Town is home to some of the best people you could ever hope to party with, no joke!!!
Guy1 : If you wanna meet really beautiful women come to the J&B Met.
Guy2 : wheres that?
Guy1 : in Cape Town, dude its a hoe-asis and it only happens once a year.
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Houston, Texas the Hater capital of the nation
"Welcome to hate town, bitch!"
"Just another day in hate town"
"Man, I fuckin' hate Houston, it's just one big town of concentrated HATE!"
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Commonly known in the Western World as a nickname for Houston, Texas.
In Africa esp. Southern Africa, H-town is known to be Harare, Capital city of Zimbabwe.
Lesser known use and definition= Hustle Town.
where you from homie?
im from H-town bra?
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Reference to Tuscaloosa, Alabama -- the official college town of the University of Alabama.
Also doubles as the other Tuscaloosa, Alabama nickname (as it relates to the University of Alabama football program's all-time, NCAA-leading 12 national titles): Title Town.
"This year, Bama plays Auburn at Bryant-Denny, so the Barners will get their asses kicked in T-town."
"Winning 12 national football titles -- which is more than any other school in the country -- warrants calling Tuscaloosa Title Town (T-town)."
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Powwnnnn-Towwwnn!
-noun
1. a place, such as your apartment or bedroom, where you take girls to have wild, rough sex with them.
2. every normal person’s heaven on earth.
Details
a. never under ANY circumstances does the pilot (male) take it easy on a passenger (lucky slut) who's visiting "Pound Town."
b. female's who dare to visit "Pound Town" are doing so at their own risk.
c. in most cases, the passengers are simply drunken sluts or swamp donkeys, looking to take one-night visit to "Pound Town."
Precautions
a. the majority of the travelers often face mild side effects such as a sore vagina, sore butt, rug burn and or stomach ache.
b. females who visit Pound Town may require a wheel chair on their trip back home.
c. rare, but serious side effects include a broken back and paralysis.
Additional Information
a. according to a recent study, 97% of passengers admitted to traveling to Pound Town only for the sole purpose of receiving an orgasm.
b. the other 3% of passengers claim they do not remember their trip.
1. Team "Fuck N' Such" took those drunk sluts to Pound Town last night! They were screaming and a creaming!
2. Nasty Nate gave that girl a first class ticket to Pound Town!
3. Mike: Dude, that chick want your dick so bad.
Nate: Okay bro, I'm about to take this bitch to POUND TOWN!!
4. Aaron: I ripped her clothes off and told her to fasten her seat belt. You've got yourself a one-way ticket to POUND TOWN!
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home to the best rappers around! including chamillionaire , lil flip,mike jones, paul wall. also know as bling bling
capital usa!4th biggist town is the usa and 2nd to none!
h-town is know to kill all the haterz...
also home to the houston texans and rockets..
haterz: hey bitch,your cloth suck!
h-town guy:hatin ehy?
POW!you hear a gunshot and no one shows up...
h-town bitch!!!
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