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The Man who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons.
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.
Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.
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smash all the owens as hard as u can.
“did u hear tommorows smash owen day.”
Better than Logan May
The N-word is bad
"Whats your name?"
"It's Owen Richard Nelson"
"Wow you're so much better than that Logan May guy, fuck him"
--Proper Noun
An affiliation dedicated to the celebration of Reginald Owen as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Christmas Carol (1938). This group often rumbles with the Alastair Sim Boys, who have opposing views on the matter. The rumbles happen annually around Christmas time, and often take place in local parks.
Werewolf: Who's your favorite Scrooge?
Clancy: Reginald Owen, I'm with the Reginald Owen Boys.
Werewolf: Time to die...
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a term used when playing mario kart 64, when you "own" the opponent in battle mode. Since "own" is so played out, use this.
{Wario rams Yoshi}
Ohh. Owens ... river valley.
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