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Pu*** Pause Plan, noun:
1.a temporary plan put in place by the female in a relationship towards her companion.
2. If you ain't getting no "booty," you are most likely on this plan.
Reasons for Triple "P" Plan Enforcement-
Caused either by forced seperation (business trip/deployment) or voluntary seperation (receiver of the booty fails to meet relationship requirements).
This plan can be started without any prior notice to an individual.
Damn, I am on the Triple "P" Plan!
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Feeling like like the person in a Simple Plan song (which are all basically the same).
Symptoms are:
1. You feel like your parents don't understand you, and you need to go do something rebellious.
2. You feel like nobody likes you an your life sucks.
3. Your girlfriend just dumped you and you are depressed, so you listen to Simple Plan
4. You want to run around and do crazy shit with your friends to blow off steam.
Cases of Simple Plan Syndrome:
1. Mom, dad, you just don't get me! I'm gonna go graffiti a bridge
2. Man, my friends are all too busy for me! I hate my life!
3. I thought she loved me! WAAAA! "God must hate me" is the soundtrack of my life.
4. Dude I'm so pissed! Lets go drive around and get chased by cops!
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A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
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noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.
"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."
"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"
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An over abused phrase by a politician with a frankenstein-like face.
"I have a plan.... to tell you the opposite of whatever my oponent says.... then tell you my plan after I am elected."
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When plan A doesn't work out and you just give up. Plan B is you just do nothing.
Amanda: Hey VK, are we still going tonight or is it plan B?
Veronica: Plan B, I don't feel like it... i drank too much last night.
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Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.
Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.
Bob to himself: Dammit!
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