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A sock that you use to ejaculate into leaving no mess, yet a ruined sock. Great when your Kleenex's are gone, or when on a campout.
Mike used a Masturbation Sock when he was camping in the Andes
Noah is too damn lazy to get the "clean up crew" out so he uses a Masturbation Sock
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After having sex in a car, take off one of your socks and use it to clean yourself. Then, wipe down her box so the love juice doesn't stain the leather seats.
It could have been a messy situation, but I cleaned her up using a box sock.
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(Verb) - When one uses a black sock to clean up the remains after the act of sexual intercourse.
Kid 1 - Hey why is this black sock all crusty?
Kid 2 - I use it to clean up after sex.
Kid 1 - Black Socking is for cool kids!
*high five*
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Sandals and socks are a common fashion item for age 50+ tourists and an extra item for when jesus's feet get cold.
Sandals & Socks
Dude-Damn my feet are cold but i don't wanna take off my ultra cool 3 strap sandals, what should i do?
Old man tourist-Get some socks!
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a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an unrelenting impulse for socks.
Emma has a sock fetish.
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This occurs right after you have to take a really bad shit and blow runs all over in the toilet only to look up to the realization that there is no toilet paper. Your anus is a mess of fecies and it needs wiping. You have no option but to take off one of your socks and use it to clean off your dirty bottom swiping the sock through your ass crack. The sock is unsually discarded like it were toilet paper and you may go on with your day hoping that noone notices that you are only wearing one sock.
Jacob: Holy shit did I punish that bowl, I dont know what I ate but damn... and its all over me too. Oh F*ck, there is no TP.
Person: Dude, you really shouldn't speak your thoughts out loud. Anyways, it looks like your going to have to swipe a sock... yeah, it is just what it sounds like. You whipe your ass with one of your socks. Good luck buddy.
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