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A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.
:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
A large enormous penis in which it is used to slap people with
Catarina pulled out her cat sword and slapped ace with it
1: (noun) A long, knife-like weapon designed to cut, slash, stab and thrust
2: (verb) To be attacked with a sword
3: (noun) A dick
1: Getting hit by a sword doesn't feel good.
2: James just got sworded. He's not getting up from that one.
3: Larry stuck his sword in Jessie's pussy.
a sword is just a realy long and sharp butter knife
p1 :hey dude have you seen my sword?
p2: I think p3 is using it to make a toast
Sharp metal rods that come in many styles, such as: curved, straight, double-edged, etc.
They can be decorative, made to resemble swords from video games/ actual swords used in older time periods, or functional, where as they actually hold an edge and aren't annoying to sharpen.
A: I want to get a sword.
B: Why?
A: Some of my friends have swords, and they are very pretty.
Cannot take rape jokes
Ps. probably was raped?
not this cunt Sword, this guy's a fag