one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.

I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.

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seventy twoed

To be screwed over on a bad call (or series of bad calls) by an umpire or referees.
In order to be properly seventy twoed you must be on the field or court celebrating victory and then called of field of play, thus giving the opponent another chance to win. As in the 1972 Men’s basketball team got screwed over by the Russians.

Dude, we got seventy twoed big time by the refs last night, after we won, they put time back on the clock to give the other team a chance to win and they did!

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Two Player

The act of two individuals having hard core sex, no matter the position usually being extremely pleasurable.

Damn bro, me and Scralett played Two Player last night on top of the roof and I had her ass shaking fr

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the dirty two

Verb; simultaneous boob honking and blowjob.

“Hey girl, you wanna do the dirty two?

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two bagger

A girl so ugly you put two bags over her head just in case the first one falls off.

"Look at that two-bagger"

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Two-Piece

In the Gears of War video game series the act of getting hit with a Melee (B button) and then a quick shot either aimed or blind fired.

"I swear to god all these n00bz ever do is two-piece.

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forty-two

The age where your usefulness to society begins to diminish.

Some enlightened tribes in Africa kill or abandon members of the tribe that are 42 years old to preserve resources.

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