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A derisory name for someone with the the unfortunate affliction of possessing an abnormally large nasal breathing apparatus attached to their chevvy - i.e someone with a huge, fuck-off nose.
Once upon a time, there lived an old puppeteer who was very skilled in the art of making little wooden boys. One puppet was made and granted magical powers so it came to life, however when he told lies his nose grew to obscene proportions.
Pinocchio: Oi Geppetts, was out boozing last night, only went to the blue anchor, pulled and nailed this gorgeous midget puppet all last night, she was rimming me then we just stayed up doing loads of class A's.
Geppetto: Fuck off trumpet warrior
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Someone (not a doctor) responsible for people's deaths by convincing them activated almonds and a massage will cure their cancer.
The celebrity wellness warrior blogger was sentenced to 2 years and a $100,000 fine for their role in the death of a young women who refused treatment for her brain tumour.
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A Z Warrior is someone who is part of the DBZ fandom and likes the anime/manga.
Me and my friends are massive Z Warriors
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Someone who likes to surf but also from time to time expresses their emotions and feelings online on Reddit, usually mean or provoking comments to make the foe kill themselves.
That reddit warrior is really getting under my skin.
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Irish Army reservist, who is a student/worker/unemployed person during the week, but spends their weekends carrying rifles and MGs through the wilds of Ireland, with nothing to kill but time...
John: "Where's Stewie?"
Luke: "He's a weekend warrior, off fighting the good fight for freedom... twat!
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the red warrior is a sexual position.Its when a guy pulls the girls tampon out using just his mouth and than shakes it around while still holding in his mouth.
dude , i just red warriored shamika last night
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Tell's girls that they're gorgeous, beautiful etc. on Facebook but face to face they don't talk the girl. They also take pictures of themselves in the mirror and often look like a complete cock but they don't know it.
"That dickhead said he liked her on Facebook but I've never actually seen him talk to her."
"Yeah he's a right Facebook warrior."
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