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The female equivalent of dick pic, where a woman takes a picture of her vag and sends it to who she wants.
Girl 1: So I've been sexting my boyfriend lately.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.
When your ass crack develops an insactiable appetite for your under wear. Both cheeks work together to devoure and clamp down hard, griping and embedding the under garment between both cheeks driving it towards the anus. Typically predominant in humid climates and a comon side effect of swamp butt.
Hey freind I have a bad case of clam butt, can you help fish my boxers out of my ass?
Look at the way that girl is walking, she must have a bad case of clam butt.
You should probably throw that underwear out after that bad case of clam butt you had.
When a girl has alot of saggy excess skin on the outside of her vagina
Dude that girl i met last night had mad clam curtains
The fattest and shittiest clam of them all.
“Did you see how much clam shitty ate?” “Yeah he is fat af”
When a chick you don't know sends you an unsolicited spread eagle shot.
That chick somehow got my number and sent me some clam spam.
The feeling a woman gets in her vagina when she hasn't had sex in a long time or the feeling she gets after sex and didn't climax
I haven't had sex in a week, I think I have blue clam. The sex was so bad now I have blue clam.