fanny rash

Saw or Tenderness around the vaginal region. Usaully red with raised weeping sores. Sometimes called gonhorrea.

"Ow" she screamed, "you poked my fanny rash!!"

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Fanny farter

A person who farts into another person's anus, causing the first fart to amalgamate with the recipient's fart creating a mixture of the two farts.

He is such a fanny farter. He just can't keep his anus to himself.

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fanny turd

fanny turd aka a baby

" shit that woman just had a fanny turd"

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Fanny Skimming

For a girl to run/walk/waddle over a person who is sitting on the floor so that the top of their head is 'skimmed' by the runners crotch.

Grab your coat, we're going fanny skimming

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Feta fanny

Chicks with thrush...

Jade Goodys loin area may be referred to as feta fanny, mostly found in women who are larger than the rest. God love 'em.

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Fanny Biscuits

The female equivalent of 'smegma'

"She hadn't washed her pants in days, they were full of fanny biscuits"

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fanny washer

Washer of vaginas.

Shut up, your a fanny washer

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