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The kind of person who takes great delight and pleasure in enforcing other people's social distancing or berating them for not fully following the rules. Lockdown Nazi's are often also out and about witnessing said transgressions, often adding to the problem.
Phil witnessed 10 examples of people standing closer than 2m whilst he was out on his walk. He was sure to shout at all of them to remind them how much of a better lockdown nazi he was than them.
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A man who sits alone in a bar, silently planning how he will rule the world by giving out free doritos. All who defy him shall parish at the end of his godly doritos gun. Seems like a good way to go but instead leaves you wanting more. Your last few moments on this earth are filled with your craving for more of that intoxicating, addicting Doritos taste. You stop caring about everything. You stop caring about the type of doritos. All you know is doritos. Doritos are everything. This is how all will fair if you oppose the man in the bar who sits alone planning. Always planning.
That guy over there gave my children Doritos so they now see him as a god. I know the truth. I know a doritos nazi when I see one
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A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).
Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!
Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!
Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!
Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!
Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!
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the woman cop in south bound brook new jersey that gives tickets for the littlest things
"im riding my bike without a helmet OH NO HERE COMES THE TICKET NAZI"
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Someone who takes too long with a stapler
Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!
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Coca-Cola marketed a small robot toy overseas, bearing design elements that closely resembled swastikas. Thus, Nazi Cola.
Subject of a Ron & Fez Comedy Pyramid.
Nazi Cola: The Final Solution...
For Thirst.
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An upstanding member of the Third Reich who believes people should be threatened with internment in a concentration camp if there communication skills aren't perfect... Wait! I was just kidding! Please don't take me away!!! Heil Webst...
GN1) That Arschloch over they're should be sent to Auschwitz!
GN2) Did you just...
GN1) How dare you question a fellow grammar nazi!
GN2) Too late, mein Herr. Heil Webster! Grammatik macht frei!
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