a word that gay men look up in the urban dictionary
Why do you look up penis in the urban dictionary you faggots?
Penis:
-The thing that scares the shit outta you before having sex because you dont know if it's big enough for the girl
-The thing that always makes you ask yourself: "Is it big enough?"
-The only usefull part of a male
-Used for pleasure and sometimes used to give yourslef pleasure
ill always question myself about the size of my penis
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1) wow man thats a schniezer u got there
2) You have a nice, how u say, wowaweewa!
3) Ahh, ya, stick that wammy in me!
4) Man, I wanna be black and have a huge schlong like them
5) My penis is better then yours.
Come on, man. If you need a definition for "Penis", you've got serious issues.
Go get a penis you hermaphradite.
the part of your body that give you a pee in the shower as you aim for a shampoo tagret
Do you want to go in the shower and have some sex?
Sure. As long as we can aim at a shampoo target.
Ok.
And pee all over each other and suck each others penis.
Sure! Why Not?