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A phrase uttered to ward off people who are needlessly angering, upseting, or annoying you... sometimes even going out of the way to do so. A different way to warn people that they're on thin ice, or that a joke is going too far.
John, eating pancakes: Ughh, these are terrible...
Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...
John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!
Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!
John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound
Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!
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This is when you get the 'clap' from your girlfriend after she hung out with the Band boys in Peoria. She was 'poked in the p-hole' numerous times by the band....one who had the clap (now all of them have the clap). The boyfriend of this groupie then had sex with her, 'poked in the p-hole' caused his penis to drip...
My friend, Fredo, got the clap (gonorrea) from his girlfriend Linda'. They had make-up sex after she had sex with the boys in the band in Peoria who had all done the freaky deed, "poked in the p-hole," to her. Fredo had a drippy dick from fucking Linda, he had "poked her in the p-hole" only to get this uncomfortable drip!
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when you throw someone down, jump on the stomach, pin their arms under your knees, and poke vigurously on their forehead and sternum.
I gave richard chinese poke torture till he puked.
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the act of female masterbation
Don't have sex with him. Just poke your pie.
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Is a derivative of the phrase "cock block". A cock-block is when one is macking biddies and another person(s) busts in and interupts the macking process. A Poke-Block uses the same defination.
Bobby totally poke-blocked me while I was macking it to some fly biddies.
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yanking someone's chain, pulling one over on someone
Don't worry about it, I'm just poking your pussy.
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