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Squid

A child molester.

Hey Joe, look at that squid goof over there.

by Poonpounder77 September 9, 2019


Squid

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.

The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.

by JimboG April 10, 2019


Squid

Slang for a single cigarette

Hey man you got a squid?

Damn! Here needy you lucky I just got a pack from the gas station

by TheJordanzWorld August 19, 2021


squid

A motorcyclist or cyclist who rides on the streets as if they are a track. Often, this is the same type of person who is going to crash and wind up wrapped around a light pole looking like a squid.

Cyclist 1: Sick spandex brah!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!

by iwannawalk April 26, 2021


Squid

A bitch or a hoe lowkey

All the squids wan the attention but she Frfr a bitch

by That one nigga October 24, 2017


Squids

The dawgs

Yo bro you see any of the squids?”

I fuck with the squids”

by Ieoem September 19, 2020


Squid

noun. skw-id us sailor
1. A port jumping, beer drinking, tail chasing, foul mouthed, salty sea dog that can be found on any US war ship defending freedom. Thrives on salt air, angry women and mid-rats.

Im proud to be a Squid.

by Dozer1966 October 10, 2019