Lemon Tree

Refers to a relationship between a Western man and his Asian girlfriend. The man will usually display one (if not all) of the following characteristics: White, old (often much older than the girl), fat, bald, often generally unattractive.

In most cases the woman does not speak English fluently and can be seen either wrapped around the man in public, smiling at him emptily, or staring off into space while the man hangs out with his English-speaking friends. She will likely be scantily clad and display hooker-ish tendencies although she may or may not be a prostitute.

Lemon trees are most frequently found in Southeast Asia, particularly Bangkok Thailand.

The phrase originated from the need for an innocuous term to acknowledge this phenomenon without the subjects knowing you are talking about them and/or judging them mercilessly.

(walking past the couple) "Did you see that lemon tree?"

(standing next to the couple) "The lemon trees are in full bloom this time of year."

(in an area with many lemon trees) "I didn't know there were lemon tree groves here."

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Fish In A Tree

A book made by Lynda Mullaly Hunt. This book is about the main character Ally Nickerson, she gets into a lot of problems, but she is good at keeping them hidden, but while people have their suspicions, it's her new teacher, Mr. Daniels who finally uncovers the full extent of Ally's problem, it's that Ally can't read at all.

Harry enjoys reading Fish In A Tree. He reads it at school.

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tree lengthener

A prank pulled on rookie constrution workers.

"Hey Johnny! Go to the hardware store and buy some tree lengthener."

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Green trees

Noun. Code word for Marijuana.

Yo, you got some green trees or what, kid??

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The Killing Tree

Side project of Rise Against lead vocalist Tim McIlrath and former Rise Against guitarist Todd Mohney. Their style was more hardcore than rise against, with the lyrics primarily being screamed and darker lyrics. They were active from 2000-2004, and released 2 EPs and one album. Bury Me at Makeout Creek (EP, 2000), The Romance of Helen Trent (full-length album, 2002), and We Sing Sin (EP, 2004).

Guy 1: hey have you heard of The Killing Tree?
Guy 2: you mean the awesome side project of Rise Against?
Guy 1: yeah, they kick ass

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Dolla Tree

Cheap store. Used to make stuff look cheap.

You got that Rolex from Dalla Tree!

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tree stump

a fucking stump made out of a tree, dude.

i like that tree stump.

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