Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red

My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes

egged tire

To flatten your tire.

Oh man, I have an egged tire after running over this nail.

Covid tired

Tired OF covid due to- having had COVID19, working with COVID19.

I am COVID TIRED.

fucked me tired

When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards

-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.

Leftover tired

The kind of tired you get after not sleeping or not sleeping well over the course of a few nights

Oh man I haven't slept in 3 days I'm so leftover tired

Kam-tired

When a friend in your group VC falls asleep mid sentence and continues in the group VC as a sleeping participant whose only contribution is snoring or the occasional non-sensicle gibberish about the object of their affection.

Moose: I am so tired.
Kat: Me too.
Moose: I hope I dont become kam-tired later while i’m voice calling my girlfriends.
Kat: That would be so embarassing!