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Is a complete dick, who lives for dick, hunts for dick and can’t survive without it
Gay Chris walked into a bathroom to fuck gay Brandon
Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.
"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.
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The most talented member of the Glee cast. He can dance. He can act his ass off. He has killer range.
One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.
Girl: Did you watch Glee last night?
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!
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A fraud who laughs at haters, sincerely. Chris TDL was never in A Quiet Place Part 2 or John Wick 3 and is not a successful businessman at all. He calls himself the only business magnate in Canada but he's actually one of the only deeply delusional weirdos in Canada.
Jerry: Is Chris TDL rich?
Eddie: No, he's faking all of it. He doesn't have a job.
Jerry: Wow that's sad
Eddie: I know. He has so much time on his hands that he managed to flood the entire Internet with stories of his fake fame.
Cedric: Haha, 'e his lame!
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Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.
Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.
A name for a guy who hits women just like chris brown
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Chris TDL is a cry baby. Instead of running his 9 fake companies, he spends all of his time victimizing himself on Urban Dictionary. He rages over the definitions that expose him for who he truly is because they have a better like-dislike ratio than his self-written lies. Get a job, Christopher.
Steven: Do you have any idea why Chris TDL is so obsessed with his Urban Dictionary definitions?
Ted: No idea, but he's being a little bitch about it! He refuses to see that everyone knows he's a fraud, and that the reason why our definitions have more likes is because they tell the truth.
Steven: It's clear! The other definitions were obviously written by himself to feed his ego. I'm glad they have so many dislikes. He can't even spell "ridiculous" correctly.
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