Weed Waster

A term used for a smoking device which is poorly designed and/or clogged(usually, but not always wood, as in, Woody Weed Waster), causing most of the marijuana to be burned away with little smoke entering the lungs of the smoker.

Hey man, get some papers, I don't want to smoke out of that weed waster...we won't get high.

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weed tarded

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

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dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

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Weed Steamer

A technique refined by world class researchers at Brown University where one autoclaves a large quantity of marijuana and recirculates the air in the building.

That weed steamer may have caused me to bust a lung.

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Weed Fairy

A person who does not deal weed but always has weed and smokes you down all the time.

"Dude how do you afford to smoke everyday?"

"I have a weed fairy"

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weed quest

A Weed Quest is what usally happens when an eigth grader or highschool freshman first discovers weed and begins to smoke up everyday thinking hes hot shit. Weed Quests usally end when the little fucker is caught or he runs out of his allowance money. Dealers usally cash in on this because little kids are dumb enough to buy middies for 30 or 40 bucks, since they dont know any better.

"Man i'm makin a shitload of cash since little johnny got on that weed quest.

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cup of weed

When you blow weed smoke into a :frozen" cup. The weed will linger in the cup and you can tip the cup and inhale the smoke, but it will look ike you are drinking it.
Its a good way to get a small second hit.

My girlfriend was suprised when i drank from a cup and blew out smoke.

its a cup of weed baby!

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