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When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.
Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night
When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.
Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.
Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.
"God Nick you toaster hoe! Go eat a fuckin' sandwich"
The state of being so high your mind becomes a piece of toast
"Hey man you alright?"
" ashr od kfdf"
"Yeah man you're toastered"
When a guy fingers you but he doesn’t move his finger while he is inside of you. So his finger is just sitting in your draws
“Bro I got toastered today. It was so unpleasant.”
I'm a Four Slice Toaster, not a Human! Check your food privilege and use my pronouns correctly!
A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.
Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot