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The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person
Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol
The act of fucking a bitch and then tucking your dick between your legs to make her laugh.
*after finishing guy stands up*
Guy: Hey babe look
Girl: *looks and sees he has tucked his dick in between his legs*
Guy: *laughs*
Girl: *got fucked and then saw it tucked*
= Fuck n’ Tuck
The “tuck” refers to the action of tucking one’s bollocks in between its legs. It is often performed in a doorway with one’s hand in the hair doing the peace ✌️ pose
The “tuck” was once performed by Oisin’s Coach tucking his bollocks in between his legs when next to 2 of his football teammates.
When your feet smell really bad
Oh my god dude, you got some mad Tuck Foot!
Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
When you hold on to something to twerk as a chicken
shes tail tucking all the time
The act of a man laying on his stomach while bending his knees backwards, forming a J with his body, while another man spreads the first man's legs and tucks his penis between the first man's buttcheeks. He then proceeds to lean forward and lick the back of the head of the first man, stimulating his head nerves and creating a truly sensual experience.
I was J tucking my boyfriend last night after the movie and when I licked his head he screamed.