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The little pieces of black rubber found in the astro turf on a marching field (aka football field). They get everywhere, and once there, they're impossible to fully get rid of... They're annoying, but they are a way of life. For the truly dedicated band student, finding a turf turd often triggers an episode of Marching Band Withdrawl.
It's been six months since the last time I was on a marching field, and I'm still finding turf turds in my shoes! Dang, I miss marching season...
When your sitting on the toilet for atleast 20 minutes and it feels as if the biggest turd has came out of your rectum; when you get up to wipe there's nothing in the bowl.
After twenty minutes of sitting on the crapper Johnny got up to whip and comes to find nothing there but a Houdini Turd.
A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.
Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.
Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!
Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"
An unproven, purely theoretical construct that the psychological disorder known as Golden Turd Syndrome is based on, which is the idea that one’s shits are “golden” and that one is a human god and therefore can do no wrong and should not be confined by the laws that apply to others.
Turd Alchemy is the underlying irrational and pervasive pseudoscientific delusion responsible for the ongoing deification of Trump and his cronies by so many of today’s Republicans.
1. A place or business where the people are usually rude turds and/or charge outrageous prices for shitty services & products.
2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.
3. A place where you go to poop.
I was listening to NPR last night, when this guy called in and yelled out, 'What in tarnation is on this turd station'!
When taking someone rough around the edges and making them look and act better, but still has a hint of stank.
Boy oh boy, look at Ryan now. From where he was last year to now? That's one shiny turd!
When an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a turd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a turd shaped vomit. It is often found leaving serious skid marks
It was Chris' mouth turd. Looks like an orange shit.